Jizzed In Your Mince Pie Card

Description

A bottle of whisky, a nice new jumper, maybe even a Netflix subscription. All acceptable Christmas presents. Then there’s jizzing in the mince pies. Not acceptable. But we’ve all got a friend we can be as totally unacceptable as we can with so this card might just be perfect for them.

A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat. Red text reads I’ve jizzed in your mince pies.

• Card dimensions: 126x178mm
• Packed in a cellobag with envelope
• Printed and Manufactured in the UK
• Blank inside
• Standard letter post